Ho! ho! ho!
A mug of your Christmas ale, sir
Will make us merry and sing
But money in our pockets
Is much a better thing.
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In comes I, old Humpty Jack
Wife and family on my back
Some at the workhouse, some at the rack
I'll bring the rest when I come back.
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Fetch the Doctor, John
Fetch 'im theeself.
What's that?
I'll fetch 'im meself.
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In comes I, old Father Christmas
Christmas, Christmas or not
I hope old Father Christmas
Will never be forgot.
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I am a valiant soldier bold
Bold Slasher is my name
From those cruel wars I came
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The seventeenth son of a well known doctor
I ain't one of these quickquack, three fardin' doctors
I go about for the good of the world, not to kill, but to cure.
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Who do you call Moll Finney?
My name is Mrs Finney, a woman of great pain
Can cure more than you or any man again.
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I am King George
This noble knight
I shed my blood for England's right
For England's right and England's reign
And England's glory I'll maintain.
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In comes I, Peeping Tom Fool
I hope you're not offended by my call
I hope you're not offended by what I say
For there's many more jolly boys to come this way.
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A song from Mr Shuttleworth
A celebration of 40 years by our founder member!
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In comes I, Big Head and Little Wits
With my head so big and my wits so small
I'll sing a song to please you all.
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There was an old man came over the sea
A'ha but I won't have him
Came over the sea to marry me
And his old grey noddle, his old grey noddle
His old grey noddle kept shaking.
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In comes I, Black Morocco Dock
Through woods and groves I come
I thought I heard a silver trumpet sound
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Tell me friar, you can save souls with just your word?
Aye, my lord, it's true indeed
But for a fee to be agreed.
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